This is a bit spooky.. Think of a dictator or sitcom character and this website will try and guess it. I've even tried the Scutters in Red Dwarf - and it guessed it right !

Aaron's Blog Another addition to the Blog Family for Canadia Land

Secret Location for the After Party for Olga and Chris' Wedding - Revealed HERE>

I AM THE GODFATHER (Well - of Ed And Catherine's Latest, Tom) Photos here....

Barneys Superb Stag Do Photos as supplied from Austens Excellent HomePage
Click the picture to browse...and laugh at some of Austens Model Photos whilst you're there !

Click here for more Hot Canoeing Action Shots as supplied by John Murray!
This one is of Nick And Myself just before we wrapped ours round a rock....

Bunch of Council Muppets being all Sustainable During Cycle to Work Week

Watch out ladies - if we can just attach a washing machine and dishwasher to one of these - and you'll all be extinct !!
Yes you can even click on the photos to see just how real they are !

K12Linux in Schools Project - Home Page Even more useful links

This Linux Terminal Server Project floats my boat. Especially as I'm working for tight arsed local govt

I like this. I think its the Toshiba Tecra of the Naughties

The Editing Room - Attack of the Clones: The Abridged Script

Could you be an IT Manager?
Save yourself all the long hours and ridiculous stress and try this game instead..

I like this alot. Allows you to use MSN Messenger from anywhere.Visit this site if you're behind a firewall or on a public machine, and you can still get hold of me.

Fatboy Slim beach party cancelled
Enough said.

How to Burn a DVD to a single DVD-R using DVD Shrink
This is constantly Changing so thought I'd put the current easiest way up here - anyone know a simpler way let me know- but so far I've had 100 percent success with this 'Backup' Software

Superb Take on the Channel 4's new advertising campaign. Switch on your sound first and then
CHECK THIS OUT ITS SUPERB

Have you still Got It? Find out in the incredible
"Pull-o-meter" to see whether its worth ditching the bitch/ bastard and heading back out to the clubs !

Usually these things aren't quite the same, however these
Classic '80s Games are great fun

Those of you that were any where near me 2 years ago when I was blown away by Amorres Perros will know how excited I got. Now the same director has done his first English Speaking Film -
Check out the trailers here- its supposed to be superb

Do you own a Pocket PC? Are you Gay or something? Well anyway, if I was a gay man with a Pocket PC, I'd also have this piece of software too

Can you get out of the CRIMSON ROOM??????!!!!
Took me bloody ages.

Utter bonkerzness make no mistake

Lin---s.com

Daftness gone mad

Eh???

What? Why? Who cares? Not me.

Apparently, this guy,Stuart Dike is the spitting image of me - any thoughts?

musicmobs.com :: iTunes community
Musicmobs is a community for iTunes users that allows you to share your listening habits and discover new music. Like it. Alot. Simple and Easy to use.

Use the Force, Chris
The Force Is Strongest in Brighton !

Scottish Tamagotchi Nedagotchi - Try doing something else and it keeps asking for stuff. Very funny for ages and ages and a few minutes anyways

Imaginary Stalker Ex Boyfriend :
One for the ladies !

Aerial Reconnaisance Archives World War 2 Photography. When this site is working its very good. At the moment its not - but check back !!

Non-Geographical Alternative Telephone Numbers
Want a direct number instead of an expensive 0845 option that you can't use as free minutes on your mobile phone. Here is a list of direct telephone numbers for organisations that hide behind 0845 numbers !

Chavscum
A field Guide to Britains Burgeoning Peasant Underclass !!!!

Bumper Sticker in Australia - reported by a friend: "If its got tits or tyres its gonna be trouble"
Nice

I've just pulled this from a Register Article. This is Microsofts Official repsonse concerning the Hyperlink Bug in IE that allows Spammers to mask their address in the Address bar - a flaw that was discovered way back on 9th Dec.......

'The most effective step that you can take to help protect yourself from malicious hyperlinks is not to click them,' the company advises. 'Rather, type the URL of your intended destination in the address bar yourself.'

'Which means never follow hyperlinks on the Web,' Cooper says with a laugh. 'What was the Web for then?' "

Wanna be a diamond geezer...literally?
Or turn your granny, or even a recently murdered ex-wife, into something more useful.......

Good News for Apple Very good news indeed !

Google Top Ten For 2003
Weird I think you'll agree

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Basics
yes thats right you guessed it she's a superwhizz Physics brainiac as well as a lezzer...

Fonebak
Fone Bak. Phone Bak. Ah PHONE BACK. Those clever wordmongers. Old mobile phones sitting about? Bung it in the post to these guys or give it in at any of their partner stores. Then pat yourself on the back, nip out, and cut down a tree to balance it all out.....

Tramp Claus

George W Hotmail Most Amusing

Lost in Translation
Superb. Babelize it. Ever wondered what happens if you translate something using Babelfish (or similar online translator) more than once. what about 10 times ! Give it a try

Tai Chi in Brighton with Richard Vahrman
Hey I've just completed my course. I can now do the entire Yang Style Short Form. Eh? Want to know more and why I'm doing it - here is my teachers website, complete with Flash video donated by yours truly....

Like a Phoenix from the Flames !!!!!!
The West Pier RIDES AGAIN !!

ZDNet UK - News - Apple widgets coming to Windows
And about time too. Its really unfair that Apple Users get all the good stuff whilst the Windows users have to suffer. ;)

BlokesOnly.co.uk - Men's Lifestyle and Shopping Directory. Shops, gift ideas and relationship guide for blokes only. Hmmm.. Not sure about this one - but as we're all stuck for Christmas pressies, I thought I'd be helpful and blog this one....

Weebl and Bob
Mmmmmmmm........Pie !!

No Bullshit Bum

BBC NEWS | Technology | Apple's Panther bares its teeth
One for the Mac Fans

Goodbye Kazaa Lite !!! Its finally been shut down......but its still available here
for download before it disappers forever. Ironic really - its being sued by Kazaa themselves for 'Copyright infringement !!'

FREE PHONE CALLS. No really. From the same people that made Kazaa. And it works. Have already chatted with Australia and America for nowt. Rhymes with Type and Hype. And its called Skype. Nice.
Oh - and did I mention that it works brilliantly? It shares out everyones connections so everyone can get free calls around the world....superb..... THIS IS THE FUTURE !!!!

All your base are belong to us - Official Video Site Started Out as a badly translated Japanese Cartoon and span off into an interesting site...... most amusing...

Which Office Character are YOU?
Use this handy questionnaire to find out. I am apparently most like Jennifer Taylor Clarke...:)

Bring your Jelly and Staplers

US Dept of Justice Al Quaeda Training Manual Should you ever need it

US Dept of Justice Al Quaeda Training Manual Should you ever need it

Didjeridan's Miscellany
A new Blog on the block

Birmingham has its own Calendar !! Yes - thats right - A Superb Christmas Present for the blind or perhaps someone you hate?

"So you catch a man driving with his pants around his ankles who's paying more attention to the child porn video running on his laptop than the road aheadWhat do you charge him with?"

BBC - Cult Television : "Doctor Who - it's coming back. Oh my! Goodness me. What lovely news. Oooh. Well. Simply marvellous. Wheeee! "

Thinking of dying? Still want to send an email after you're dead? I thought so. Now you can....Simply go to
mylastemail.com and send spooky deathmail to put the willies up your relatives !

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is BACK on the Radio !! DON'T PANIC !!

Are you watching the BBC's Top 100 Books? Some people didn't agree with the list (obviously). Here's The Observer's 'The 100 greatest novels of all time' for a comparison......

Now we've all got digimatal cameras, could we do better?
Some nice Photos here from Photographer Constantine Manos - the winner of this year's Leica Medal of Excellence

Check out this BBC UFO sightings video and decide for yourself. I think its quite groovy anyways.

Online Photos Of Everything
Historically speaking

Superb. You must visit this site

Get yer kit off in England. Yea right...

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!: "Buy wadded paper
from very famous artist
and then you like it"
Need I say more? I probably should but I won't.

Duct Tape Wall Tapings

Syd and Steve Hit the Web. Don't worry I'm not insulting them (honest) - its just that they're both the biggest fans of the silvery tape !

A Flashmob does random things anywhere in the World, simply for fun. Mobs do not cause any damage, only do a specific random thing in syncronisation.
Read all about it here - I've joined the Brighton one - waiting for my first flashmob text message now.........

SELL YOUR SOUL !!!!!!SELL YOUR SOUL !!!!!!
A fantastic oppertunity to get HARD CASH for your Soul ! Get an Online Valuation.
Valuations so far:
Ed Pyke: £6290
Chris Bulley:£17716
Please send me your valuations and I'll fill them in here !

What's the Time??
Very cool

Superhero's DO exist:
Angle-Grinder Man: "the U.K.’s first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type personage" has hit the streets.

Kids Blame Video Game Grand Theft Auto for them shooting at cars. Good job they weren't playing Donkey Kong. They'd be running about in monkey suits throwing flaming barrels at each other. Horrific.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology Cool - Free Online Learning - 500 million users and counting......

Salam Pax's Weblog 'Live an Direct (sic)' from the Heart of Baghdad before and after the war has proved to be one of the most read blogs of all time...

The first film to be released on the Internet and Cinema simultaneously has crashed: 'This is not a love song' failed due to 'higher than expected demand'. Nothing to do with the fact that it uses WMP9 exculsively of course...!

Microsoft hides behind Linux for protection Fabulous

Its Official !!!!Dance Music Is Dead !
Check out this article "Super DJs forced off the dancefloor" from the Guardian. Love the quote from MixMag : "Dance is not dead, but it is resting" !!

Record sales for albums Oh - so file swapping will kill album sales right??

Downs Link Bike Ride
Just some sad geeks on bikes really :)

Texas Knights Of the Ku Klux Klan Home of the Bush Dynasty
Shit the bed

BBC - Science Human Body Dead from the waist up? Find out in this Senses Challenge.

Superb Grange Hill Type Beginning for those that remember it. Virtual Pikey !

Are you like a girl??

Monkey Dust
Click around

Got a feeling This guywill be snapped up by Apple pretty quickly !

Computer Security !!!

This session describes the new features of IIS 6.0.

If you loved Scalextric you're gunna dig This Website bigtime oh yessiree.
Its in funny foreign speak but its quite self explanatory. Building bonkers tracks, setting up crashes is all part of the fun. Hint: Niva means 'Skill Level' - I can't beat it on 4 or above yet....but I will goddam it I will......

Exclusive leaked MATRIX 3 Scenes here !!!

The special effects are AWESOME !!

Know anyone about to go Broadband? Tell them about this offer so they don't go to BT like everyone else

Superb !!! - Camera-phone makers ban own products

ZDNet |UK| - News - Story - 'Weapons of mass destruction' spoof draws huge traffic

Blogged this a while back - its been improved and expanded

NOVELL: Enable Folder Redirection through Local Group Policy (ZENworks Cool Solutions)

A DESIRABLE PC?

What the hell is that - surely you mean an Apple Mac?

Unbelievable Advert
What I didn't realise was that it was all done in one take. No cheating. No computer graphics.

Beware. This Website is EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

Why waste money on expensive flights when you can take A Trip To The Beach in Birmingham !!!
Did you know there is a perfectly good beach under Spaghetti Junction????