Fantastic Quote from Wikipedia.

American English is essentially borrowed. That is to say, the feeling many Brits experience when they read American English is similar to that of a man who lends his neighbour a lawnmower, only to see him using it upside down.

Listen to this - its a few years old but most amusing indeed

You need the Boobies for Peace Advent Calendar. Oh yes you do !

I LOVE SHOPPING. No I haven't gone mad. If this is the shape of things to come, then this act of Pure Genius will mean we'll all like shopping with our other halfs.