Fantastic Quote from Wikipedia.

American English is essentially borrowed. That is to say, the feeling many Brits experience when they read American English is similar to that of a man who lends his neighbour a lawnmower, only to see him using it upside down.

Listen to this - its a few years old but most amusing indeed

You need the Boobies for Peace Advent Calendar. Oh yes you do !

I LOVE SHOPPING. No I haven't gone mad. If this is the shape of things to come, then this act of Pure Genius will mean we'll all like shopping with our other halfs.

Adam, Freeland video

WATCH THIS Its wicked

BBC - Films - My Summer Of Love

Take your other half to see this film on the pretence that its an arthouse movie, and then claim complete astonishment that you were innocently 'duped' into seeing a film that explores the intimate passionate relations between two gorgeous teenage nubile stunners. Its also extremely funny - I highly recommend
My Summer Of Love for more reasons than the childish blokey reasons outlined above - its actually a superb UK Film - something quite rare in itself ! Check the Empire review here:
Or Click the link at the top for the BBC Review

Itunes is by far the greatest MP3 Player as far as usability is concerned, and is the only option if you have an IPod. The combination of both have transformed the way I listen to music, however there is one feature that's been missing which is available in many other media players, that is the ability to import album covers. Now you can with iTunes Art Importer 0.9.2. Now then where's that spare 400 quid I had lying around so I can buy the IPod Photo which sync's nicely with Adobe Photoshop Album - the only Photo Organiser/ Editor Program you'll ever need.

Exellent Music Mixing Program to allow you to blend your tracks into each other seamlessly. Feel like you're a real DJ. But without feeling you need to talk shite, wear a baseball cap backwards, or hang around troublesome nightspots :)

Now the long awaited Froogle U.K. has finally been launched. Its superb... Check before you buy anything online ! It will compare prices from many online stores saving you the hassle.
Online Price Comparison Websites have saved me a fortune shopping online. Pricerunner and Kelkoo have saved me buckets of cash before. Try all three to see which one you prefer.

How quickly can YOU SPANK YOUR MONKEY?

**Ever wondered what Chris is eating? You would be the first. If I make something and consider it tasty - it now goes onto my NEW BLOG. SofaRecipes are GO !!!!

You heard it here first folks..Cheese Racing is the new sport we can all take part in... Yes I did say Cheese Racing...

Tell Me About Fish. I like Fish Yummy Yummy. Others don't eat much, they think its all a bit fishy.

You can now call Internationally using Skype. The rates and locations are listed here. I'm going to give this a go and report back here with the results. Oh its a pleasure to serve etc..

Well - we're back from an amazing Honeymoon in Egypt. Check out this photo of some of the splendid muppets we met on tour. More photos here soon !

Award Winning Site with superb backgrounds and Icons.

The Institute that reports on Internet Infections has reported that the time taken for a clean XP Machine to become infected once connected to the Internet is now down to 20 mins !

How BitTorrent is showing how the technology can be used for other things than just downloading illegal files....

Oh my GOD I have a sudden need for some Revelations Chapter 3!!BiblePod: "BiblePod 1.0" to the rescue !!!!!!

What a Handsome Chap my namesake is.

The tide it is a turnin'....HP unveils Linux-based Centrino laptop

Interesting Guardian Article about How Cannabis may actually help people see in the dark...Garys Comment "No wonder I can't see F*** All in Bright Sunshine". Superb

ARE YOU GAY??? Find out here in this handy 10 second test...

I used to follow these guys many many years ago (1997-1998) but they disappeared. Now it looks like they are back and they're going to be putting all their old cartoons back up. Watch their latest creation here and then check back....

This is a bit spooky.. Think of a dictator or sitcom character and this website will try and guess it. I've even tried the Scutters in Red Dwarf - and it guessed it right !

Aaron's Blog Another addition to the Blog Family for Canadia Land

Secret Location for the After Party for Olga and Chris' Wedding - Revealed HERE>

I AM THE GODFATHER (Well - of Ed And Catherine's Latest, Tom) Photos here....

Barneys Superb Stag Do Photos as supplied from Austens Excellent HomePage
Click the picture to browse...and laugh at some of Austens Model Photos whilst you're there !

Click here for more Hot Canoeing Action Shots as supplied by John Murray!
This one is of Nick And Myself just before we wrapped ours round a rock....

Bunch of Council Muppets being all Sustainable During Cycle to Work Week

Watch out ladies - if we can just attach a washing machine and dishwasher to one of these - and you'll all be extinct !!
Yes you can even click on the photos to see just how real they are !

K12Linux in Schools Project - Home Page Even more useful links

This Linux Terminal Server Project floats my boat. Especially as I'm working for tight arsed local govt

I like this. I think its the Toshiba Tecra of the Naughties

The Editing Room - Attack of the Clones: The Abridged Script

Could you be an IT Manager?
Save yourself all the long hours and ridiculous stress and try this game instead..

I like this alot. Allows you to use MSN Messenger from anywhere.Visit this site if you're behind a firewall or on a public machine, and you can still get hold of me.

Fatboy Slim beach party cancelled
Enough said.

How to Burn a DVD to a single DVD-R using DVD Shrink
This is constantly Changing so thought I'd put the current easiest way up here - anyone know a simpler way let me know- but so far I've had 100 percent success with this 'Backup' Software

Superb Take on the Channel 4's new advertising campaign. Switch on your sound first and then
CHECK THIS OUT ITS SUPERB

Have you still Got It? Find out in the incredible
"Pull-o-meter" to see whether its worth ditching the bitch/ bastard and heading back out to the clubs !

Usually these things aren't quite the same, however these
Classic '80s Games are great fun

Those of you that were any where near me 2 years ago when I was blown away by Amorres Perros will know how excited I got. Now the same director has done his first English Speaking Film -
Check out the trailers here- its supposed to be superb

Do you own a Pocket PC? Are you Gay or something? Well anyway, if I was a gay man with a Pocket PC, I'd also have this piece of software too

Can you get out of the CRIMSON ROOM??????!!!!
Took me bloody ages.

Utter bonkerzness make no mistake

Lin---s.com

Daftness gone mad

Eh???

What? Why? Who cares? Not me.

Apparently, this guy,Stuart Dike is the spitting image of me - any thoughts?

musicmobs.com :: iTunes community
Musicmobs is a community for iTunes users that allows you to share your listening habits and discover new music. Like it. Alot. Simple and Easy to use.

Use the Force, Chris
The Force Is Strongest in Brighton !

Scottish Tamagotchi Nedagotchi - Try doing something else and it keeps asking for stuff. Very funny for ages and ages and a few minutes anyways

Imaginary Stalker Ex Boyfriend :
One for the ladies !

Aerial Reconnaisance Archives World War 2 Photography. When this site is working its very good. At the moment its not - but check back !!

Non-Geographical Alternative Telephone Numbers
Want a direct number instead of an expensive 0845 option that you can't use as free minutes on your mobile phone. Here is a list of direct telephone numbers for organisations that hide behind 0845 numbers !

Chavscum
A field Guide to Britains Burgeoning Peasant Underclass !!!!

Bumper Sticker in Australia - reported by a friend: "If its got tits or tyres its gonna be trouble"
Nice

I've just pulled this from a Register Article. This is Microsofts Official repsonse concerning the Hyperlink Bug in IE that allows Spammers to mask their address in the Address bar - a flaw that was discovered way back on 9th Dec.......

'The most effective step that you can take to help protect yourself from malicious hyperlinks is not to click them,' the company advises. 'Rather, type the URL of your intended destination in the address bar yourself.'

'Which means never follow hyperlinks on the Web,' Cooper says with a laugh. 'What was the Web for then?' "

Wanna be a diamond geezer...literally?
Or turn your granny, or even a recently murdered ex-wife, into something more useful.......

Good News for Apple Very good news indeed !

Google Top Ten For 2003
Weird I think you'll agree

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Basics
yes thats right you guessed it she's a superwhizz Physics brainiac as well as a lezzer...

Fonebak
Fone Bak. Phone Bak. Ah PHONE BACK. Those clever wordmongers. Old mobile phones sitting about? Bung it in the post to these guys or give it in at any of their partner stores. Then pat yourself on the back, nip out, and cut down a tree to balance it all out.....