Tuesday, November 25, 2003

"So you catch a man driving with his pants around his ankles who's paying more attention to the child porn video running on his laptop than the road aheadWhat do you charge him with?"

Sunday, November 16, 2003

BBC - Cult Television : "Doctor Who - it's coming back. Oh my! Goodness me. What lovely news. Oooh. Well. Simply marvellous. Wheeee! "

Friday, November 14, 2003

Thinking of dying? Still want to send an email after you're dead? I thought so. Now you can....Simply go to
mylastemail.com and send spooky deathmail to put the willies up your relatives !

Friday, November 07, 2003