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Lost in Translation
Superb. Babelize it. Ever wondered what happens if you translate something using Babelfish (or similar online translator) more than once. what about 10 times ! Give it a try

Tai Chi in Brighton with Richard Vahrman
Hey I've just completed my course. I can now do the entire Yang Style Short Form. Eh? Want to know more and why I'm doing it - here is my teachers website, complete with Flash video donated by yours truly....

Like a Phoenix from the Flames !!!!!!
The West Pier RIDES AGAIN !!

ZDNet UK - News - Apple widgets coming to Windows
And about time too. Its really unfair that Apple Users get all the good stuff whilst the Windows users have to suffer. ;)

BlokesOnly.co.uk - Men's Lifestyle and Shopping Directory. Shops, gift ideas and relationship guide for blokes only. Hmmm.. Not sure about this one - but as we're all stuck for Christmas pressies, I thought I'd be helpful and blog this one....

Weebl and Bob
Mmmmmmmm........Pie !!

No Bullshit Bum

BBC NEWS | Technology | Apple's Panther bares its teeth
One for the Mac Fans

Goodbye Kazaa Lite !!! Its finally been shut down......but its still available here
for download before it disappers forever. Ironic really - its being sued by Kazaa themselves for 'Copyright infringement !!'

FREE PHONE CALLS. No really. From the same people that made Kazaa. And it works. Have already chatted with Australia and America for nowt. Rhymes with Type and Hype. And its called Skype. Nice.
Oh - and did I mention that it works brilliantly? It shares out everyones connections so everyone can get free calls around the world....superb..... THIS IS THE FUTURE !!!!

All your base are belong to us - Official Video Site Started Out as a badly translated Japanese Cartoon and span off into an interesting site...... most amusing...

Which Office Character are YOU?
Use this handy questionnaire to find out. I am apparently most like Jennifer Taylor Clarke...:)

Bring your Jelly and Staplers

US Dept of Justice Al Quaeda Training Manual Should you ever need it

US Dept of Justice Al Quaeda Training Manual Should you ever need it

Didjeridan's Miscellany
A new Blog on the block

Birmingham has its own Calendar !! Yes - thats right - A Superb Christmas Present for the blind or perhaps someone you hate?

"So you catch a man driving with his pants around his ankles who's paying more attention to the child porn video running on his laptop than the road aheadWhat do you charge him with?"

BBC - Cult Television : "Doctor Who - it's coming back. Oh my! Goodness me. What lovely news. Oooh. Well. Simply marvellous. Wheeee! "

Thinking of dying? Still want to send an email after you're dead? I thought so. Now you can....Simply go to
mylastemail.com and send spooky deathmail to put the willies up your relatives !

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is BACK on the Radio !! DON'T PANIC !!

Are you watching the BBC's Top 100 Books? Some people didn't agree with the list (obviously). Here's The Observer's 'The 100 greatest novels of all time' for a comparison......

Now we've all got digimatal cameras, could we do better?
Some nice Photos here from Photographer Constantine Manos - the winner of this year's Leica Medal of Excellence

Check out this BBC UFO sightings video and decide for yourself. I think its quite groovy anyways.

Online Photos Of Everything
Historically speaking

Superb. You must visit this site

Get yer kit off in England. Yea right...

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!: "Buy wadded paper
from very famous artist
and then you like it"
Need I say more? I probably should but I won't.

Duct Tape Wall Tapings

Syd and Steve Hit the Web. Don't worry I'm not insulting them (honest) - its just that they're both the biggest fans of the silvery tape !

A Flashmob does random things anywhere in the World, simply for fun. Mobs do not cause any damage, only do a specific random thing in syncronisation.
Read all about it here - I've joined the Brighton one - waiting for my first flashmob text message now.........

SELL YOUR SOUL !!!!!!SELL YOUR SOUL !!!!!!
A fantastic oppertunity to get HARD CASH for your Soul ! Get an Online Valuation.
Valuations so far:
Ed Pyke: £6290
Chris Bulley:£17716
Please send me your valuations and I'll fill them in here !

What's the Time??
Very cool

Superhero's DO exist:
Angle-Grinder Man: "the U.K.’s first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante cum subversive superhero philanthropist entertainer type personage" has hit the streets.

Kids Blame Video Game Grand Theft Auto for them shooting at cars. Good job they weren't playing Donkey Kong. They'd be running about in monkey suits throwing flaming barrels at each other. Horrific.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology Cool - Free Online Learning - 500 million users and counting......

Salam Pax's Weblog 'Live an Direct (sic)' from the Heart of Baghdad before and after the war has proved to be one of the most read blogs of all time...

The first film to be released on the Internet and Cinema simultaneously has crashed: 'This is not a love song' failed due to 'higher than expected demand'. Nothing to do with the fact that it uses WMP9 exculsively of course...!

Microsoft hides behind Linux for protection Fabulous

Its Official !!!!Dance Music Is Dead !
Check out this article "Super DJs forced off the dancefloor" from the Guardian. Love the quote from MixMag : "Dance is not dead, but it is resting" !!

Record sales for albums Oh - so file swapping will kill album sales right??

Downs Link Bike Ride
Just some sad geeks on bikes really :)

Texas Knights Of the Ku Klux Klan Home of the Bush Dynasty
Shit the bed

BBC - Science Human Body Dead from the waist up? Find out in this Senses Challenge.

Superb Grange Hill Type Beginning for those that remember it. Virtual Pikey !

Are you like a girl??

Monkey Dust
Click around

Got a feeling This guywill be snapped up by Apple pretty quickly !

Computer Security !!!

This session describes the new features of IIS 6.0.

If you loved Scalextric you're gunna dig This Website bigtime oh yessiree.
Its in funny foreign speak but its quite self explanatory. Building bonkers tracks, setting up crashes is all part of the fun. Hint: Niva means 'Skill Level' - I can't beat it on 4 or above yet....but I will goddam it I will......

Exclusive leaked MATRIX 3 Scenes here !!!

The special effects are AWESOME !!

Know anyone about to go Broadband? Tell them about this offer so they don't go to BT like everyone else

Superb !!! - Camera-phone makers ban own products

ZDNet |UK| - News - Story - 'Weapons of mass destruction' spoof draws huge traffic

Blogged this a while back - its been improved and expanded

NOVELL: Enable Folder Redirection through Local Group Policy (ZENworks Cool Solutions)

A DESIRABLE PC?

What the hell is that - surely you mean an Apple Mac?

Unbelievable Advert
What I didn't realise was that it was all done in one take. No cheating. No computer graphics.

Beware. This Website is EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

Why waste money on expensive flights when you can take A Trip To The Beach in Birmingham !!!
Did you know there is a perfectly good beach under Spaghetti Junction????

Has anyone ever said that you dont know Jack Shit !???
Well - you can now correct them ! The only one missed was one of my personal favourites 'Shit the Bed'
You'll need sound for this

Bit of a closet Geek?
Do you own a cardigan with patches on the arm, talk in acronyms and use Apple Macs? You'll be at home here :)

Arnie is Back Soon - Trailer and Screenshots here

Who's leading Who?

EphPod - iPod for Windows (and Linux!)
Got an IPod. Want to use it with a PC or Linux?
Here you go then

Playmate of the month going back to December 1953 !!!
Need I say more?

TownB >> hip hop techno house trance d&b funk reggae radio

townb >> Daily Guide to Underground Internet Radio Station

<<>> Sennheiser Orpheus Reference Headphones
You can have a house - or you can buy these headphones !
I reckon Jim will have a set by the end of the week - they'd look luverly with the Cube !!

SomaFM
Blog straight from the Syd. I haven't stopped listening to this radio station since I found it!
6 Stations - the best ones are GROOVE SALAD (Daytime listening) and Beat Blender (Late Night Listening)

We Love the Iraqi Information Minister
Oh yes we do !

BBC - History - British Relations with Iraq
Its all our fault, don't you know

iMovie 3 vs. MovieMaker 2
Now then. Don't get me wrong here. I have just got a Mac for Olga, and love it to bits, but I have recently been impressed (for once) by a Microsoft Product. Here's a comparison by a Mac lover - and it doesn't bode well for Apple.

The Onion
Well amusing and Topical Site

Bushisms - Adventures in George W. Bushspeak - Updated Frequently

Top 100 Most-Subscribed-To RSS Feeds

Oooo. New Toy. Jimbo's got me into this - so I'll be billing him for wasting more of my leisure time !

CHEESE.COM - All about cheese!.
My favourite site. Try cheese by Textures for a laugh

Good Photos of the West Pier Burning

Can't be arsed to come down to Brighton? Simply Virtually walk aboutin this excellent site instead

Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Blogged this a bit late. Its still superb. Look closely.........

BBC - southerncounties - WebCams - Live Webcam of Brighton's Piers
Watch the pier burn !!!

Stupid Computer Tricks
This is a superb example of the kind of intelligence we're used to from users. Thank god my helpdesk days are over.....

Singing Horses!!

Ever Wondered what the lyrics were for that Punjabi MC Indian Knight Rider Track Song.Me neither. Don't even know why I'm blogging it, its rubbish. Now then...where's that 'UNblog This!" link again?

GenesConnected Home Page
Find out if your Granny was Hitlers Lover....or something

SSL Authentication for Mac Browsers

Leaflet Attacks Dog Shocker

Propaganda with a subtle American Twist

If you don't laugh I'll go fight in Iraq for Bush

Profound
I think someone's been at the medicine cupboard again
This is completely bonkerz
Requires sound..

Vrooms :)

vroom ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vrm, vrm) also va·room (v-rm, -rm)
n. The loud, roaring noise of an engine operating at high speed.

intr.v. vroomed, also va·roomed vroom·ing, va·room·ing vrooms, va·rooms
To move noisily at high speed in or as if in a motor vehicle.

Stolen from dictionary.com

Altogether, there are 284 episodes of GET STUFFED

has anyone else seen this?

Mr Stabby Rather disturbing cartoon. Amusing song mind.

Blogger Acquired By Google
I Guess this is a Blog about Blog. Does this count as a double-blog? Do they cancel each other out? -have I created nothing? My brain hurts

Puzzle Bubble Online Strangely addictive and quick

More Madness from the Kids at Framley

Don't piss on your shoes !

New York City - Judge Blocks Anti-War March
Ha ! More examples of 9-11 being used as an excuse to railroad Civil liberties !!!

Consider this a postcard (see Linux via a web browser, below).....
....free shells - get yourself a free shell on a Linux or UNIX server. Connect using telnet over the web and enjoy command-line happiness at no charge. Beards and open-toed sandals optional.
(Or, if you really want to play with Linux, why pay $10 a month? - get an old PC, download Linux for free and install it. Then you can be sys admin and everything!).

Linux via a web browser
Allows you to run a RedHat Session from anywhere using a browser.
You can already do this using XP ( I do - it gives me access to my machine when I'm at other peoples desks......) but now you can trust your data to some loon running a Linux Farm in Zimbabwe
Oh how negative. Maybe this is the future after all ! Answers on a postcard

Man Sacked For Blogging !
Shit I hope this Blog doesn't get me sacked. Hang on - if you're reading this then you could also get sacked for blog-reading....And then you'll be sure to Blog it on your site.....and then others will be sacked......Aaaaaaaaaaaah

EuroCool - Favourites (by downloads per day)
Palm stuff

Accidentally Stumbled across this
Some nice graphics

UpMyStreet » The real-life guide to your neighbourhood
Interesting in a kind of statistical kind of way. And I know you all love Statistics